GREECE: Your welcome, I added a little something to it to make your day.
ITALY: Like what? I don't feel anything.
GREECE: Lets just say its a surprise.
GREECE: Hay England.
ENGLAND: Yeah what is it?
GREECE: We're heading to a strip club with all the others, exempt China.
GREECE: He's a a little shy in front of the girls, plus he's got a cold and don't want him sneezing away the chicks on the pole, although they do pole dance so who knows what they catch in there spare time.
ENGLAND: Umm... Ok lets go
(Later after that)
GREECE: I see your enjoying yourself.
ENGLAND: Yeah this place has every thing, but what about you? aren't you "interested?"
GREECE: My people fought and trained naked and are women where like goddesses,
ENGLAND: /:-| So?
GREECE: ...In other words its more of a curse than a blessing to have those memories. Anyway come with me and take these Pound notes.
ENGLAND: Ok. (Takes the notes)
(England goes in to a booth)
ENGLAND: Ok so whats so damn interesti- What the... Italy!
ITALY: Heeeellllllllooooooo my friend <3 Care for some good old Italian love
ENGLAND: (Blushes) Uhh... Well, its not that I- Umm well then, we, you, I... Umm OK (Starts to undress)
ITALY: Get over here.
POLICE: (Bursts in) Your under arrest for prostitution.
ENGLAND: Wait I'm not... (Looks at the pound notes in his hand) GOD DAMN IT GREECE.
GREECE: AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... Huh works every time.